Carpe Diem

My name is Mitchell Maniti and yeah

May 19, 2013 4:28 am

gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

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4:26 am

dekutree:

one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99

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4:00 am
holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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3:55 am

princesscadenza:

unicornlet:

princesscadenza:

how to drink milk

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is this the right gif 

NO IT’S NOT

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3:54 am

lightrup:

duhavin:

lightrup:

lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

next person who reblogs this is getting shot

shoot me

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3:49 am

How to break up with someone

  • You: Your ex is attractive.
  • Partner: Which one?
  • You: ME.
  • You: BYEEEE
3:44 am

shubbabang:

davestridersturkeygirlfriend:

shubbabang:

davestridersturkeygirlfriend:

for every note this gets ill eat another hot pocket

better hope you have a shit ton of hot pockets then

IT HAD SIX FUCKING NOTES AND THEN YOU REBLOGGED IT

ENJOY YOUR HOT POCKETS

(Source: msthiefoftime, via fourtriship)

May 18, 2013 2:31 am

Cosmo sex tip #285

Wanna make her wet?

Drown her.

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May 17, 2013 11:13 pm

maliciousmelons:

i hate when i cant tell if someone is human or if theyre dancer

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10:50 pm